I've been married twice, to two completely different women.  Number One was 5-5, long blond hair, green eyes, curvy, smart, from West Palm Beach with a strong Catholic upbringing and…

The world is an amazing place.  Doctors and scientists find cures for diseases every day.  We communicate through tiny waves sent to space in spectrums that we can neither see…

I was eating chicken with a friend the other day, just shooting the breeze and enjoying a nice leisurely meal.  He's not necessarily an odd guy, grooms himself decently enough,…

Kids nowadays, they got it made.  When I say kids, I mean little humans under the age of seven.  The ones who are excited about going to school because homework…

I've got an idea for a game show, and only in America, the land of the TV zombies, could this work.  I call it "Old Clothing Roulette."

Contestants would…

I belong to this company that pays you to accept email ads.  It's not too annoying and right now, I have $76 built up in my account.  With all the…

I never played football growing up because my mom wouldn't let me.  I was accident prone enough without adding eleven guys to the equation, all in pads (read: armor)…

  Over Is Right, Under Is Wrong Just the other day, I had to change toilet paper rolls in two of our three bathrooms.  I didn't realize it at the…

I was talking with my Mom and Dad the other day and I asked if they'd been to Savannah yet.  My Mom said they hadn't and my Dad spoke up…

UNC vs DukeEvery year about this time, legions of ACC fans begin to tingle with excitement.  The hardwoods have opened up and college basketball is well underway.  Power teams are…