My normal breakfast consists of scarfing down a Pop Tart on my way to the office in the morning.  Usually because I'm too lazy to fix something healthy to eat.

Steven Seagal isone of the worst action movie heros of all time (apologies to Chuck Norris).  Every movie of his is the same plot with the same moves and the…

It's true.  The world's spelling acuity, and America's in particular, has suffered immensely due to one major reason.  The advent of the Internet.

This new medium has single-handedly opened…

For 37 years now, I have been an extremely picky eater.  I can't help it, it's just who I am.  I won't eat certain foods for the stupidest reasons.  What…

Dishwater Johnson is a guy everyone knows.  We see him everywhere.  In a McDonald's drive-thru paying with a hundred.  At a construction site with his hat on backwards.  In a…

I've got an idea for a game show, and only in America, the land of the TV zombies, could this work.  I call it "Old Clothing Roulette."

Contestants would…

For the last 2 Sundays, I've worked on the patio at my new place.  Before, it was a dangerous sort of walk from the back door because you had to…

Second grade.  Mrs. Mim's class.  It was a time of innocence and playfulness.  We were kids who knew nothing of the gas shortage or the real world.  The nation had…

In days long gone, the dinner table served as a gathering place for families.  It was the social gathering site where the day was recounted over a hot cooked meal,…

After succumbing to the inevitable metabolism death, I underwent The Great Diet Switch .  Since that fateful day when I swore off regular sodas, I have rarely to…