There are two kinds of toilet paper: the good stuff and the other stuff.  The good stuff is fluffy and squeezably soft while the other stuff is scratchy and noticably…

Cute and Cuddly Gismo. Wus.When I was younger, much younger, the movie "Gremlins " was released.  I was twelve when we went to see it in the theatre…

In days long gone, the dinner table served as a gathering place for families.  It was the social gathering site where the day was recounted over a hot cooked meal,…

I had a once in a lifetime deal pass my way the other day and I felt the need to tell you about it.  If you had a chance to…

I belong to this company that pays you to accept email ads.  It's not too annoying and right now, I have $76 built up in my account.  With all the…

I was talking with some friends last night and the topic turned to the best water we'd ever had.  One guy said he took a drink out of a fountain…

That pretty much sums up the thought patterns of a typical American man.  Oh sure, there are males who think differently, but this is what American MEN think about 90%…

My normal breakfast consists of scarfing down a Pop Tart on my way to the office in the morning.  Usually because I'm too lazy to fix something healthy to eat.

The Southern Biscuit.In the South, we take a lot of things in stride.  If it rains on game day, we shrug and celebrate that at least we don't have to…

Growing up, I was kind of a goody-two-shoes.  I really never did anything wrong.  I was only grounded once (a story for another time).  I lived my mischievousness out vicariously…