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“Go get me the paper stretcher.” - My Dad, getting rid of me at age 15
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I was playing Scrabble yesterday and I began to wonder if they televised the Scrabble championships. They have them, you know, because I've read about them. But do they televise…
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I admit it, I'm abnormal when it comes to safety. I don't know if it's because of nature or nurture, but for some reason, whenever there's a hint of danger,…
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William H. Macy
I have one thing to say about the man, every movie he's in is good. It's that simple. He doesn't pick bad roles or bad movies. …
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I have a legitimate question: What type of person buys the mid-octane gas? In America, we're sold three octane levels of gas at the pump; 87, 89 and 92 (or…
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Let's pretend for a moment that history was different, or that Dan Brown and the conspiracy theorists were right. Let's play with the idea that Jesus married Mary Magdelene. All…
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Painted Fingernails
I love painted fingernails on a woman. Simply put. There's just something about it that gives a woman that something extra special. It makes her more feminine,…
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Cute and Cuddly Gismo. Wus.When I was younger, much younger, the movie " Gremlins " was released. I was twelve when we went to see it in the theatre…
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Can you blame me for adding stuff to it?By the time anyone reads this, I'll have been through the experience and we can all laugh about it. But right now,…
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It's true. The world's spelling acuity, and America's in particular, has suffered immensely due to one major reason. The advent of the Internet.
This new medium has single-handedly opened…
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I've written about how our nation's spelling acuities have decreased since the advent of the internet. As a people, we spell bad. Real bad. But something that often…
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Written by Ross Cavins
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Wednesday, 16 January 2008 01:06 |
 Gayness Personified Spider-man 1 didn't trip my trigger and Spider-man 2 slightly redeemed the series. But Spider-man 3 was the gayest of all three. With such cheap tricks as an unexplained meteorite, short-term amnesia and hullaballoo science via a particle accelerator ... Spiderman 3 dips deep into Hollywood's wastebasket. Add to that a cobbled-together plot with three (count'em-three!) villains and a love quadrangle, and you have the big-budget movie that just couldn't.
It's as if the producers and directors read a book about everything needed to make a movie, and they decided to jam it all into one flick. Two scenes in particular grind my stone. Peter Parker strutting down the street, snapping his fingers, pointing at the ladies. And Peter Parker playing the piano, then jumping around the night club. Two scenes, one word. Gay. Each one was gayer than the other. They have to be the gayest scenes in a movie I've ever seen. The nightclub scene pissed me off so bad that I turned the movie off and didn't finish. Need I say more? I didn't care about the hero or the villains and I doubt anyone else did either. Verdict:
Directed by: Sam Raimi Starring: Tobey Maguire , Kirsten Dunst , James Franco , Thomas Haden Church , Topher Grace Other Movie Sites: IMDB , Rotten Tomatoes
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