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“Will you put that stupid Dilbert book away!” - Wife Number One, on our honeymoon
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Second grade. Mrs. Mim's class. It was a time of innocence and playfulness. We were kids who knew nothing of the gas shortage or the real world. The nation had…
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Everyone remembers their first date. It's a special experience that you never forget. Like your first real kiss. Or your first car. Or your first computer.
My first date…
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I've done it. I ordered the generic version of Rogaine. Minoxidil is the magic ingredient and it promises to restore my masculinity.
I know the negatives. It'll…
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I've written about how our nation's spelling acuities have decreased since the advent of the internet. As a people, we spell bad. Real bad. But something that often…
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I'm 36. I've been in love more than once and I've done my fair share of traveling. I've been to Disney World, I've seen the Grand Canyon, and I've partied…
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The Fading LPThe world is constantly evolving. It is inevitable; all that is now, will be no more. Traditions are but man's futile attempts to preserve a way of life. …
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The world is an amazing place. Doctors and scientists find cures for diseases every day. We communicate through tiny waves sent to space in spectrums that we can neither see…
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I don't care what anyone says or how many people give me wedgies for this but I think Martha Stewart is hot. Before the email barage begins, have you seen…
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In days long gone, the dinner table served as a gathering place for families. It was the social gathering site where the day was recounted over a hot cooked meal,…
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Hackwriters.com published another of my stories, a creative non-fiction piece based on a true story. You may go HERE to read it. ...
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Written by Ross Cavins
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Monday, 03 March 2008 00:54 |
 Stacy's Mom - Rachel Hunter. MILF. A term I believe was made widely popular by the movie American Pie . It means Mother-I'd-Love-to-Fornicate. The F doesn't really stand for fornicate.
When I was sixteen, I had a thing for MILFs. I liked older women. Truthfully, I liked any women, but the mature ones held something special for me.
This was long before the terms MILF and Soccer Mom existed. I don't know what we called them back then. Hot older chick?
(For the record, this was too many years after the film, The Graduate , so I believe Mrs. Robinson wasn't in vogue any more.) This was around the early 80s. Long before Fountains of Wayne came out with the song Stacy's Mom , a hot Rachel Hunter playing the MILF role in the popular music video. Rowr.
It was way befor the advent of internet porn and the dial-a-fetish approach to it we have now. Go ahead, type MILF into Google and see what you get. Let me help --> Google: MILF
I liked MILFs when I was sixteen. When I was twenty-one. Twenty-six. Thirty-one. And now, at thirty-six, I find them absolutely irresistable.
I've entered my own personal heaven. Why? Because I am finally the same age as the MILFs I lust after.
And you know what? I'm loving every milfing minute of it! Any Milfs reading this may email me at
This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it
for more details ... or to just send me any nudie pictures of yourself you may have.
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