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“You call that six inches?” - Sharon, my first real girlfriend
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The lungs provide our bodies with life-giving oxygen. The heart pumps our blood, the kidneys filter our system, the eyes provide visual representations of the world around us. We've even…
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People can be divied into two types and it seems as if most women belong to that one group I don't. You know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about…
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"Housesitter" ran on TBS this past weekend (written in mid-July). I kept the sound off while I tried to write about different things. I read through the paper where it…
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Cross-Pollinating with Sarah The Crazy Baby Mama ...
See my post "The Agent Who Laughed Himself To Death" at her blog today!
Desperate Times<...
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Hackwriters.com published another of my stories, a creative non-fiction piece based on a true story. You may go HERE to read it. ...
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The First Knuckle Method.You've seen these people. We all have. The people that engage in some good old fashioned public booger mining.
That's my politically correct term for nose…
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My friend Jeff and I were heading out for burgers when he pulled the top of his boxers out of his pants and said, "You know how long I've had…
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* Not actual party. I went to a Super Bowl Party this past Sunday and saw a friend I hadn't seen in almost ten years. It was good to catch…
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Just like the song says, I'm another day older and deeper in debt. I've always been a fan of birthdays due to that whole "receiving presents" thing. And check this…
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It's here, it's finally here! I never thought it would come but now it has. Dove Season officially opened in North Carolina on Labor Day!!
Yep, you heard me. …
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Written by Ross Cavins
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Sunday, 30 March 2008 17:00 |
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I'm 36. I've been in love more than once and I've done my fair share of traveling. I've been to Disney World, I've seen the Grand Canyon, and I've partied in Time Square. I'm 36 and I just had my first bowl of Raisin Bran.
Now I'm the first to admit I grew up sheltered from a lot of different cultures. The nearest neighbor was a quarter mile away and we got only four TV channels. Five on a clear night. I didn't have cable until my sophomore year in college.
I was eighteen when I ate my first bagel, nineteen before I went to my first Mexican restaurant, twenty when I visited an Indian restaurant. At eighteen, I took my first ride in a an airplane (A VW bug with wings) and at twenty-three I flew in a real aircraft (a 747 maybe?).
It was the day before my driving test in driver's education (age: 15 1/2) when I first sat behind the wheel of a car all by myself. I drove up and down the driveway. I was exhilarated beyond belief.
It may seem that I led a completely sheltered life but there were plenty of things I did. I solved my first Rubik's cube when I was nine. I wrote my first computer program at twelve and my first computer game (A Wheel of Fortune knockoff) a year later. I played organized sports every year I can remember and visited the oceans and the mountains from my earliest memories. I even saw my first set of real boobs before age ten and lost my virginity at sixteen.
I've made beer, had a Mercedes, DJ'ed on the radio, owned my own business and lost it. I've even been married and divorced twice. I can bake a helluva cake, hang wallpaper, balance my books, play an instrument, lay ceramic tile, and install a ceiling fan.
I've done a lot in my relatively short life and I've got plenty more to do. My first bowl of Raisin Bran is just the first step. Next ... Corn Flakes with bananas ... making cheese ... then maybe publishing a book.
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