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“You are one funny dude.” - S. Milton, some guy I know
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not actual bathroom or chair I went to a married friend's party this past weekend. There were mostly couples there but my buddy promised me there would be some single…
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In the American South, we are raised with manners as a matter of breeding. We are taught to hold open doors for complete strangers, help those in need and say…
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The property management place where I work is moving offices and I was put in charge of coordinating all the utilities and services migration. In other words, I had to…
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It was many years ago on a Christmas Eve that my Aunt Pat did something none of us have ever let her forget. On a dare, she ate a cat…
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Some might disagree but they'd be wrong. There are other condiments that run a close second but as far as I am concerned, ketchup is the most important food accompaniment…
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Let's pretend for a moment that history was different, or that Dan Brown and the conspiracy theorists were right. Let's play with the idea that Jesus married Mary Magdelene. All…
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After succumbing to the inevitable metabolism death, I underwent The Great Diet Switch . Since that fateful day when I swore off regular sodas, I have rarely to…
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William H. Macy
I have one thing to say about the man, every movie he's in is good. It's that simple. He doesn't pick bad roles or bad movies. …
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Hackwriters.com published another of my stories, a creative non-fiction piece based on a true story. You may go HERE to read it. ...
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My Dad Wears Mandals I remember when the Mandals craze began. At least I remember when it crept upon my family and took my dad hostage in its thorny little…
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Written by Ross Cavins
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Sunday, 26 October 2008 19:00 |
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 Look out for the newest fitness fad that's sweeping the nation! It's the exercise craze that's got Hollywood stars Matthew McConaughey and Katherine Heigel looking like a million dollars. It's Kettlenetics!!
And oh my god, it's a real product. It may be the gayest exercise product I've ever seen.
Some joker has taken the time to slap a handle on a ball and calls it an exercise. I guess the thought behind it is that finally, after years of scientific research, he's designed a ball that won't roll away. It's got a flattened bottom and for the physically inept, a giant handle on the top.
So you can pick it up.
Forget those pesky dumbells with the handle between two weights. That's ineffective. You don't get in shape with those things. They hurt your back. The K-Bell is revolutionary. It's new. It's red and black.
And if you desire to look like a small Asian woman who's never weighed more than a hundred pounds, you should get one.
What I don't understand is why they didn't get Christopher Walken as the spokesman. He could drum into America's head how the cure to their overweight problem was they needed more K-Bells. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1458da646e
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