My friend Jeff and I were heading out for burgers when he pulled the top of his boxers out of his pants and said, "You know how long I've had…

Will he talk to the IRS for me?  I drive around town and see signs like

*not actual nephew I learned something this past weekend that disturbs me.  My four year old nephew Joey has a big schlong.  It's so big that it gets talked about. …

It's the beginning of September and I have already seen three Halloween stores open on the route I take to work.  Three stores that sell nothing but Halloween costumes and…

The First Knuckle Method.You've seen these people.  We all have.  The people that engage in some good old fashioned public booger mining.

That's my politically correct term for nose…

I have a legitimate question.  Why can't food stains be pretty?  One day, you're sitting there minding your own business, eating a perfectly good chili burger and when you bring…

Caution: Men Working My dad and I just finished a garden retaining wall / walkway project we started a few months ago.  We worked on it diligently every weekend it…

Okay, here's the deal:  My office was broken into over the 4th of July holiday.  My computer, my brand new Dell computer, was stolen along with all my personal stuff…

Kids nowadays, they got it made.  When I say kids, I mean little humans under the age of seven.  The ones who are excited about going to school because homework…