My friend Jeff and I were heading out for burgers when he pulled the top of his boxers out of his pants and said, "You know how long I've had…

This past week, I had my bi-annual kidney stone attack.  Only, this attack was a culmination of a bunch of small attacks that have happened over the last few months. …

I'm beginning my Life 3.0 and this weekend was one of mile"stones" for me.  I bought a car, a 2004 Pontiac Aztek.  It's ugly, I know ... it's so ugly…

What is it with this going bald thing?  Aren't you supposed to get your bald pattern from your mother's father?  Until a few years ago, I used to feel good…

BLT - hold the L and TI have two bosses, a 49-yr old Korean woman and an 86-yr old Jewish man.  The woman is the caring, motherly type that treats…

I know this seems to be a recurring motif, but in my younger years, I wasn't too swift.  Oh sure, I had my IQ points and I did well in…

I was born in America.  I was raised in America.  I possess a distinctly American belief system.  Therefore I'm a Native American by all sense of the term, right?  Then…

Second grade.  His name was Marvin.  He was in first grade but he was my age.  He either failed or was held back or started late.  And no, I don't…

Yesterday, I made the bestest breakfast in the world.  I fried up three sausage patties, six slices of bacon, and two eggs over easy.  Then I added two pieces of…

The world is an amazing place.  Doctors and scientists find cures for diseases every day.  We communicate through tiny waves sent to space in spectrums that we can neither see…