I had a once in a lifetime deal pass my way the other day and I felt the need to tell you about it.  If you had a chance to…

Ass-Effects (Aciphex) may cause diarrhea. Ass-Effects, a real drug actually spelled "AcipHex," is a new drug from Eisai Company, Ltd., of Tokyo, Japan.  The drug's country of origin should explain…

I pulled up to Becky's place in my Mustang and lightly tapped the horn, as she'd asked me to do.  I waited.  And waited.  The house wasn't in the best…

I was young once, and with youth comes stupidity.  Complete and utter stupidity, especially in your thoughts.  I could usually hide this pretty well as long as I kept my…

The Southern Biscuit.In the South, we take a lot of things in stride.  If it rains on game day, we shrug and celebrate that at least we don't have to…

I have no ass.  At all.  I'm 35 and my ass has left me flatter than my mattress.  It just took off one day without writing or saying goodbye....

Dishwater Johnson is a guy everyone knows.  We see him everywhere.  In a McDonald's drive-thru paying with a hundred.  At a construction site with his hat on backwards.  In a…

Hallowee, a license to pretend.Halloween is probably the funnest holiday ever invented.  Not only is it during the best time of the year, Autumn, but it is mandatory to be…

I don't care what anyone says or how many people give me wedgies for this but I think Martha Stewart is hot.  Before the email barage begins, have you seen…

Yesterday, someone asked me how my day was.  I took a few seconds and then told them, "Pretty good, got a lot done.  Yep, it was a pretty good day." …