The Original Rudolph BookletThe song of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer dates from 1939, when the Chicago-based Montgomery Ward company asked one of their copywriters to come up with a Christmas…

Well, I thought I'd try something a little different this week.  My bio and profile on other sites always talks about my cat and how awesome he is (but whiny)…

About twenty years ago, I went to an old soda shop style restaurant in downtown Burlington named Zack's.  Their main fare was hot dogs and Cokes in ten ounce glass…

Four hours ago, my leasing office was robbed.  There were two guys.  The tall one pointed a gun at my face while the other told me not to say anything…

UNC vs DukeEvery year about this time, legions of ACC fans begin to tingle with excitement.  The hardwoods have opened up and college basketball is well underway.  Power teams are…

Hallowee, a license to pretend.Halloween is probably the funnest holiday ever invented.  Not only is it during the best time of the year, Autumn, but it is mandatory to be…

The First Knuckle Method.You've seen these people.  We all have.  The people that engage in some good old fashioned public booger mining.

That's my politically correct term for nose…

My only regret, Front Wheel Drive. In 2001, when the Pontiac Aztek first came out, it was reviled as one of the ugliest cars ever made.  At the auto show…

I don't care what anyone says or how many people give me wedgies for this but I think Martha Stewart is hot.  Before the email barage begins, have you seen…

Stacy's Mom - Rachel Hunter.MILF.  A term I believe was made widely popular by the movie American Pie .  It means Mother-I'd-Love-to-Fornicate.  The F doesn't really stand for…