My only regret, Front Wheel Drive. In 2001, when the Pontiac Aztek first came out, it was reviled as one of the ugliest cars ever made.  At the auto show…

There are two kinds of toilet paper: the good stuff and the other stuff.  The good stuff is fluffy and squeezably soft while the other stuff is scratchy and noticably…

I was talking with a friend the other day and he suddenly turned to me and said, "Do you smell that?"  My instinctive reaction was to say, "It wasn't me,"…

I had a birthday this past Thursday.  I turned 37.  Getting older means different things to different people.  Thirty-seven isn't a magic number by any means, to most people, but…

*not actual nephew I learned something this past weekend that disturbs me.  My four year old nephew Joey has a big schlong.  It's so big that it gets talked about. …

You know what's great about a weekday matinee movie?  Not only is it cheaper but every once in a while, you can get the whole place to yourself.

It's…

This past Sunday night, I ate dinner at my parent's house.  Also in attendance were my sister and her new husband.  It was a simple dinner of grilled hot dogs…

Yesterday, I talked about how accident prone I've been in my life and I just thought I'd share a little of what I've been through.  I think that once you…

Everyone remembers their first date.  It's a special experience that you never forget.  Like your first real kiss.  Or your first car.  Or your first computer.

My first date…

On my away home yesterday, a small sign caught my eye.  "Church For Sale."  It was in front of a little brick church with browning grass and sparse landscaping.  It…