Everyone remembers their first date.  It's a special experience that you never forget.  Like your first real kiss.  Or your first car.  Or your first computer.

My first date…

The other day, a friend asked me for help on their resume and I took a minute to write out a coupla tips on how to fix up your resume. …

I don't care what anyone says or how many people give me wedgies for this but I think Martha Stewart is hot.  Before the email barage begins, have you seen…

not actual bathroom or chair I went to a married friend's party this past weekend.  There were mostly couples there but my buddy promised me there would be some single…

In days long gone, the dinner table served as a gathering place for families.  It was the social gathering site where the day was recounted over a hot cooked meal,…

*not actual nephew I learned something this past weekend that disturbs me.  My four year old nephew Joey has a big schlong.  It's so big that it gets talked about. …

Cute and Cuddly Gismo. Wus.When I was younger, much younger, the movie "Gremlins " was released.  I was twelve when we went to see it in the theatre…

  Over Is Right, Under Is Wrong Just the other day, I had to change toilet paper rolls in two of our three bathrooms.  I didn't realize it at the…

I was born in America.  I was raised in America.  I possess a distinctly American belief system.  Therefore I'm a Native American by all sense of the term, right?  Then…

It's the beginning of September and I have already seen three Halloween stores open on the route I take to work.  Three stores that sell nothing but Halloween costumes and…