Second grade.  His name was Marvin.  He was in first grade but he was my age.  He either failed or was held back or started late.  And no, I don't…

I don't care what anyone says or how many people give me wedgies for this but I think Martha Stewart is hot.  Before the email barage begins, have you seen…

Moose Tracks is one of the most popular ice cream flavors around.  Created by Denali Flavors , it first came on the market in the mid-90s and has…

This has got to be one of the funniest names for TV shows I've ever heard of. Leave it to Beaver? I can't believe that in 1957, TV executives couldn't…

I was born in America.  I was raised in America.  I possess a distinctly American belief system.  Therefore I'm a Native American by all sense of the term, right?  Then…

Yesterday, I talked about how accident prone I've been in my life and I just thought I'd share a little of what I've been through.  I think that once you…

It was the summer of '91 and the first time in my life since I'd began dating that I found myself alone.  I just came off an engagement break-up and…

Dangerous LuggageI caught the ass end of a movie on cable today.  I don't remember the name of it but it doesn't matter.  What I want to point out is…

Let's pretend for a moment that history was different, or that Dan Brown and the conspiracy theorists were right.  Let's play with the idea that Jesus married Mary Magdelene.  All…

Yesterday, I made the bestest breakfast in the world.  I fried up three sausage patties, six slices of bacon, and two eggs over easy.  Then I added two pieces of…