I'm thirty-nine years old and I still think of myself as twenty-something.  I have a feeling this is what the old saying about being "young at heart" hints toward. …

What is it with this going bald thing?  Aren't you supposed to get your bald pattern from your mother's father?  Until a few years ago, I used to feel good…

Stacy's Mom - Rachel Hunter.MILF.  A term I believe was made widely popular by the movie American Pie .  It means Mother-I'd-Love-to-Fornicate.  The F doesn't really stand for…

I was talking with my Mom and Dad the other day and I asked if they'd been to Savannah yet.  My Mom said they hadn't and my Dad spoke up…

We are the children.  We are the ones who make a brighter day so let's start giving.  That's how the song goes and even though tons of stars banded together…

One for every mood.All men eventually experience that first time in the condom aisle.  Be it in the local drug store or the 7-11 down the street, we've all had…

Nascar is the biggest sport in America, believe it or not, and its roots originated here in the South.  Illegal moonshiners in the mountains would spend their time and money…

It's every humor writer's goal to write humor that is not only funny, but lasts a lifetime.  A good humorist strives to make his experiences in life relatable and enjoyable…

The world is an amazing place.  Doctors and scientists find cures for diseases every day.  We communicate through tiny waves sent to space in spectrums that we can neither see…

You know what's great about a weekday matinee movie?  Not only is it cheaper but every once in a while, you can get the whole place to yourself.

It's…