Four hours ago, my leasing office was robbed.  There were two guys.  The tall one pointed a gun at my face while the other told me not to say anything…

I pulled up to Becky's place in my Mustang and lightly tapped the horn, as she'd asked me to do.  I waited.  And waited.  The house wasn't in the best…

The Fading LPThe world is constantly evolving.  It is inevitable; all that is now, will be no more.  Traditions are but man's futile attempts to preserve a way of life. …

The First Knuckle Method.You've seen these people.  We all have.  The people that engage in some good old fashioned public booger mining.

That's my politically correct term for nose…

Well, I thought I'd try something a little different this week.  My bio and profile on other sites always talks about my cat and how awesome he is (but whiny)…

I have no ass.  At all.  I'm 35 and my ass has left me flatter than my mattress.  It just took off one day without writing or saying goodbye....

Yesterday, I talked about how accident prone I've been in my life and I just thought I'd share a little of what I've been through.  I think that once you…

It's every humor writer's goal to write humor that is not only funny, but lasts a lifetime.  A good humorist strives to make his experiences in life relatable and enjoyable…

I have some simple advice.  And since I've been married twice and freely admit to my mistakes, you can take it for what it's worth.  I can safely say that…

Yesterday, someone asked me how my day was.  I took a few seconds and then told them, "Pretty good, got a lot done.  Yep, it was a pretty good day." …