Stacy's Mom - Rachel Hunter.MILF.  A term I believe was made widely popular by the movie American Pie .  It means Mother-I'd-Love-to-Fornicate.  The F doesn't really stand for…

This past Sunday night, I ate dinner at my parent's house.  Also in attendance were my sister and her new husband.  It was a simple dinner of grilled hot dogs…

Yesterday, I made the bestest breakfast in the world.  I fried up three sausage patties, six slices of bacon, and two eggs over easy.  Then I added two pieces of…

This past week, I took a vacation to Asheville.  I don't live there yet but I've planned on moving there after the New Year.  So I figured that I should…

Four hours ago, my leasing office was robbed.  There were two guys.  The tall one pointed a gun at my face while the other told me not to say anything…

I've got an idea for a game show, and only in America, the land of the TV zombies, could this work.  I call it "Old Clothing Roulette."

Contestants would…

It's as simple as that.  This article could end right now and you'd all know what I meant without me having to go into it.  But where's the fun in…

I clicked on a thing the other day and was taken to the Samsung webpage for some front-loading washers.  Beautiful page. Bad English. And bad ad copy.

I was talking with a friend the other day and he suddenly turned to me and said, "Do you smell that?"  My instinctive reaction was to say, "It wasn't me,"…

Hallowee, a license to pretend.Halloween is probably the funnest holiday ever invented.  Not only is it during the best time of the year, Autumn, but it is mandatory to be…