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“Your job is being outsourced.” - American Express, 3 months after being hired by them
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I was hanging out with a bunch of guys watching the US Open on television the other week. We were watching the women's game (no comment) between Venus Williams and…
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Stacy's Mom - Rachel Hunter.MILF. A term I believe was made widely popular by the movie American Pie . It means Mother-I'd-Love-to-Fornicate. The F doesn't really stand for…
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So I had a yard sale with my parents and my sister this past weekend. I know what you're thinking, in October? Don't worry, the weather was a brisk 60…
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I don't care what anyone says or how many people give me wedgies for this but I think Martha Stewart is hot. Before the email barage begins, have you seen…
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One for every mood.All men eventually experience that first time in the condom aisle. Be it in the local drug store or the 7-11 down the street, we've all had…
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I have no ass. At all. I'm 35 and my ass has left me flatter than my mattress. It just took off one day without writing or saying goodbye....
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Among the many number of things I did wrong with my two wives, I did a great many correct. It takes a lot to make a marriage work and outside…
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It disgusts me. The litter I see on the side of the road. Potato chip bags, aluminum cans, candy wrappers. You name it, Americans throw it out their car windows…
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Well, I thought I'd try something a little different this week. My bio and profile on other sites always talks about my cat and how awesome he is (but whiny)…
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This past week, I took a vacation to Asheville. I don't live there yet but I've planned on moving there after the New Year. So I figured that I should…
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Written by Ross Cavins
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Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:44 |
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Now, from one of America's unsung writers, Ross Cavins, comes a book so humorous, so vile, so inane ... it could only be a cry for help.
Re-edited and re-released in July, 2010, just in time for the Christmas rush.
If you're looking for that perfect gift to give the person who has everything, this is it. Because they definitely don't have it.
Plus, when they're done, they can re-gift it to someone and spread the love. The love of Ross Cavins and his infinite ego.
Follow The Money is a collection of ten interconnected short stories, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone (and those of the people within your direct vicinity). You'll want to read it over and over again. In fact, you'll want several copies to give to friends and loved ones.
Get your very own copy NOW!!
Click the Briefcase to go to the Book Site.
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