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“Go get me the paper stretcher.” - My Dad, getting rid of me at age 15
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Recently, I entered my wife and I into a "Couple's Best" contest where you submit a 200 word story of how you met and people vote on the best story. …
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I never played football growing up because my mom wouldn't let me. I was accident prone enough without adding eleven guys to the equation, all in pads (read: armor)…
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It was the summer of '91 and the first time in my life since I'd began dating that I found myself alone. I just came off an engagement break-up and…
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The other day, I was visiting with my parents and my Mom exclaimed with the fervor of a teenager that she found a six dollar store. A six dollar store? …
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What is it with this going bald thing? Aren't you supposed to get your bald pattern from your mother's father? Until a few years ago, I used to feel good…
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I don't remember just how old I was, probably around seven or eight. We had taken a family vacation to the beach and were staying with my aunt and uncle. …
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*not actual nephew I learned something this past weekend that disturbs me. My four year old nephew Joey has a big schlong. It's so big that it gets talked about. …
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I pulled up to Becky's place in my Mustang and lightly tapped the horn, as she'd asked me to do. I waited. And waited. The house wasn't in the best…
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I'm thirty-nine years old and I still think of myself as twenty-something. I have a feeling this is what the old saying about being "young at heart" hints toward. …
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I had a dream last night, of a girl. A girl I'd had a crush on since elementary school. We all have that girl (or guy), the one we noticed…
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Written by Ross Cavins
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 Now, from one of America's unsung writers, Ross Cavins, comes a book so humorous, so vile, so inane ... it could only be a cry for help.
Re-edited and re-released in July, 2010, just in time for the Christmas rush.
If you're looking for that perfect gift to give the person who has everything, this is it. Because they definitely don't have it.
Plus, when they're done, they can re-gift it to someone and spread the love. The love of Ross Cavins and his infinite ego.
Follow The Money is a collection of ten interconnected short stories, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone (and those of the people within your direct vicinity). You'll want to read it over and over again. In fact, you'll want several copies to give to friends and loved ones.
Get your very own copy NOW!!
Click the Briefcase to go to the Book Site.
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