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“Your job is being outsourced.” - American Express, 3 months after being hired by them
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Four hours ago, my leasing office was robbed. There were two guys. The tall one pointed a gun at my face while the other told me not to say anything…
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Stacy's Mom - Rachel Hunter.MILF. A term I believe was made widely popular by the movie American Pie . It means Mother-I'd-Love-to-Fornicate. The F doesn't really stand for…
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I heard someone talking yesterday about how this pastor and his church owned half a city block and had a membership of more than five thousand people. By "Big City"…
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There's a lot I miss about being married or in a serious relationship. Cuddling on the couch when we'd watch TV, cooking a grandiose meal for two, taking naughty showers…
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I pulled up to Becky's place in my Mustang and lightly tapped the horn, as she'd asked me to do. I waited. And waited. The house wasn't in the best…
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I bought some music online the other day from an outfit named " CD Baby ." They specialize in selling independent music of all genres and…
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I've written about how our nation's spelling acuities have decreased since the advent of the internet. As a people, we spell bad. Real bad. But something that often…
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Giada de Laurentiis is just plain hot. There's no getting around it. Not only does she know her stuff about cooking and food, but she's as sexy as…
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I want to know something. Who invented the bathroom exhaust fan? I'll tell you, a genius, that's who. A veritable God among men. Whoever it was may have inadvertently saved…
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Written by Ross Cavins
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Sunday, 17 May 2009 18:00 |
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 The world is an amazing place. Doctors and scientists find cures for diseases every day. We communicate through tiny waves sent to space in spectrums that we can neither see nor hear without some pretty amazing technology to translate. We can travel from one side of the world to another in a few hours. And anyone with a few bucks can buy fake dog poo on ebay.
Yes. I said that.
The other night, in a fit of boredom, I sat at my computer and thought to myself, "Think something random."
So I did. I called up ebay.com and typed in "fake dog poo." Without the thought even entering my head.
It was like my fingers knew what I was going to type before I told them to.
Did you know that at that particular moment, there were 52 items of fake dog poo for sale on ebay.com?
Don't believe me? CLICK HERE
There's a fake dog poo business card holder. There's fake dog poo in the shape of a heart. There's soft fake dog poo and hard fake dog poo and even rubber fake dog poo.
They make fake dog poo on a key chain. They make fake dog poo on a hat.
There's even a golden fake dog poo award.
Want to say "I Love You" in the most unique way possible? Get the "I Heart U" fake dog poo.
There's monster fake dog poo and small giblet-size fake dog poo.
They sell them in bulk or onesies.
There's a fake dog poo for every occasion and reason you can think of. And a few for those special times that don't immediately come to mind.
My favorite slogan, misspellings and all -- "Nothing Says your number one like a #2!"
Want even more? Type in "fake dog poop" and you get twice as many hits. But trust me, it's still the same old crap.
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