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“You call that six inches?” - Sharon, my first real girlfriend
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Growing up, I was kind of a goody-two-shoes. I really never did anything wrong. I was only grounded once (a story for another time). I lived my mischievousness out vicariously…
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Hallowee, a license to pretend.Halloween is probably the funnest holiday ever invented. Not only is it during the best time of the year, Autumn, but it is mandatory to be…
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Among the many number of things I did wrong with my two wives, I did a great many correct. It takes a lot to make a marriage work and outside…
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I turned thirty-six about a month ago and as you can tell from my blog, I consider myself officially getting old. Well, middle aged at least. Thinning hair…
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It's a complete mystery to me. How my five year old nephew can remember the words to every song he hears. How he can recite entire passages from movies verbatim. …
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Some might disagree but they'd be wrong. There are other condiments that run a close second but as far as I am concerned, ketchup is the most important food accompaniment…
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I was playing Scrabble yesterday and I began to wonder if they televised the Scrabble championships. They have them, you know, because I've read about them. But do they televise…
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It's every humor writer's goal to write humor that is not only funny, but lasts a lifetime. A good humorist strives to make his experiences in life relatable and enjoyable…
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We are the children. We are the ones who make a brighter day so let's start giving. That's how the song goes and even though tons of stars banded together…
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I've got an idea for a game show, and only in America, the land of the TV zombies, could this work. I call it "Old Clothing Roulette."
Contestants would…
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Written by Ross Cavins
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Wednesday, 23 September 2009 08:05 |
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I belong to this company that pays you to accept email ads. It's not too annoying and right now, I have $76 built up in my account. With all the advertising out there that I get bombarded with and offered no compensation, this is a welcome change.
About a month ago, I received an ad for a credit card. Right now, to keep things under control, I only have one credit card. It has a large enough limit that I don't need another. But the only negative is that there's no rewards program. Getting paid to charge instead of pay cash is also part of the American Dream, right?
So I took this ad up on its offer. About two weeks later, the American Dreamcard from HSBC arrived in my mailbox. I smirked as I opened the envelope.
Inside was my brand new credit card stuck to a piece of paper informing me that my credit limit was $300. And not only that, I would have to pay a $39 fee for the privilege of this huge credit limit.
I know my credit isn't nearly what it used to be, but a $300 limit?
I scoffed aloud and left it on my desk without activating it. Who needed that?
Then yesterday, I received my first bill from the credit card company.
On it was the $39 annual fee.
That was the last straw. Not only had I not used the card, I hadn't even activated it ... but they felt the need to charge me for it.
I grabbed my phone and the bill and retired to the bathroom for my "after-work constitution."
I called the American Dreamcard 800 number while I was "relaxing" and guess what? Someone from India answered the phone. For the American Dreamcard.
After struggling to understand the few words he said, I told him I wanted to cancel my account immediately and to take off the $39 annual fee. I told him that I never even activated the card. And when I applied for the card, the literature said there would be a $0-39 annual fee. (My plan was to cancel the card if it wasn't free.)
He placed me on hold and an Indian woman picked up. His boss. She apologized for the annual fee and offered to cancel it if I'd keep my card. Then, without my response, she added in her thick accent, "And I know that a $300 limit isn't very much so why don't we raise that $500 to a total of $800?"
I rolled my eyes and smiled. I had an inkling that something like this might happen.
Capitalism at its finest is to charge as much as you can for a product, then lower it for those who raise a stink. It's the American Way. It's business. Caveat Emptor, right?
To experience the American Dream, I had to be patched through to India. Luscious.
And to top it off, last night, the ad company credited my account $10 dollars. Not only did I get free credit, I got paid $10 for the privilege !
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