Yesterday, I made the bestest breakfast in the world.  I fried up three sausage patties, six slices of bacon, and two eggs over easy.  Then I added two pieces of…

  I'm thirty-nine years old and I still think of myself as twenty-something.  I have a feeling this is what the old saying about being "young at heart" hints toward. …

I am now a published author.  Well, semi-published.  Somebody else thought enough to put my words on their site, so I guess that makes me published. Visit hackwriters.com …

Growing up, I had what I affectionately called "Fat Boy Asthma."  Whenever I would play sports, I had trouble breathing.  I never experienced an attack for no reason like most…

It's a complete mystery to me.  How my five year old nephew can remember the words to every song he hears.  How he can recite entire passages from movies verbatim. …

I have a legitimate question:  What type of person buys the mid-octane gas?  In America, we're sold three octane levels of gas at the pump; 87, 89 and 92 (or…

Who the hell's he talking to?No, this isn't about a stupid cell phone commercial where a chubby geeky guy walks around saying the stupid catch-phrase into a dummy phone.  (Side…

I have no ass.  At all.  I'm 35 and my ass has left me flatter than my mattress.  It just took off one day without writing or saying goodbye....

I'm as tech-savvy as they come.  I've been a computer programmer for a major corporation, I've been a head CIS guy, I've run my own businesses, including one where I…

In the American South, we are raised with manners as a matter of breeding.  We are taught to hold open doors for complete strangers, help those in need and say…