If Jesus came back today, I bet he could dunk a basketball.  With that whole water-to-wine, healing-the-blind, walking-on-water thing, you know dunking would be a walk in the park.  Think…

This past Sunday night, I ate dinner at my parent's house.  Also in attendance were my sister and her new husband.  It was a simple dinner of grilled hot dogs…

One for every mood.All men eventually experience that first time in the condom aisle.  Be it in the local drug store or the 7-11 down the street, we've all had…

I have some simple advice.  And since I've been married twice and freely admit to my mistakes, you can take it for what it's worth.  I can safely say that…

It's true.  The world's spelling acuity, and America's in particular, has suffered immensely due to one major reason.  The advent of the Internet.

This new medium has single-handedly opened…

I was born in America.  I was raised in America.  I possess a distinctly American belief system.  Therefore I'm a Native American by all sense of the term, right?  Then…

Four hours ago, my leasing office was robbed.  There were two guys.  The tall one pointed a gun at my face while the other told me not to say anything…

The First Knuckle Method.You've seen these people.  We all have.  The people that engage in some good old fashioned public booger mining.

That's my politically correct term for nose…

It's not Cheers or Friends or even MASH.  It's not Who's The Boss or Leave It To Beaver or The Brady Bunch.  Nor is it Scooby Doo or Monday Night…

I belong to this company that pays you to accept email ads.  It's not too annoying and right now, I have $76 built up in my account.  With all the…