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“What the? I didn't create this!” - God
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Dishwater Johnson is a guy everyone knows. We see him everywhere. In a McDonald's drive-thru paying with a hundred. At a construction site with his hat on backwards. In a…
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It's as simple as that. This article could end right now and you'd all know what I meant without me having to go into it. But where's the fun in…
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Dear Diary,
I am 40 years old, and today, I finally lost my virginity. No, not that virginity; today, I changed my first diaper.
I know what you're thinking: You're…
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In the American South, we are raised with manners as a matter of breeding. We are taught to hold open doors for complete strangers, help those in need and say…
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I've written about how our nation's spelling acuities have decreased since the advent of the internet. As a people, we spell bad. Real bad. But something that often…
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This past week, I had my bi-annual kidney stone attack. Only, this attack was a culmination of a bunch of small attacks that have happened over the last few months. …
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My friend Jeff and I were heading out for burgers when he pulled the top of his boxers out of his pants and said, "You know how long I've had…
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I don't look this gay.First, The Great Cereal Blog (part 1) Remember when you were a kid and it was a big deal to go to the grocery store? …
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The property management place where I work is moving offices and I was put in charge of coordinating all the utilities and services migration. In other words, I had to…
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The Impervious Baseball RainNovember is finally kicking into full swing and the cold is upon us. After a month of teasing us with relatively mild temperatures, Autumn has turned the…
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This is a warning to you all: These comics are not for kids or families or those easily offended by blatant sexual references. They are R-rated and in some cases, maybe even NC-17.
You have been warned.
Now, enjoy!
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 "Ass-Effects" a Promising New Drug
Ass-Effects (Aciphex) may cause diarrhea. Ass-Effects, a real drug actually spelled "AcipHex," is a new drug from Eisai Company, Ltd., of Tokyo, Japan. The drug's country of origin s [ ... ]
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 A Letter to Arby's
Dear Arby's,
First, I would like to begin by thanking you for the invention of the curly fry. It is amazing, with its unique shape and lovely spices, it is indeed a credit to American ingenuity.
But [ ... ]
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