I have a legitimate question.  Why can't food stains be pretty?  One day, you're sitting there minding your own business, eating a perfectly good chili burger and when you bring…

Does a bigger Bible make you a better Christian?  I've got a friend that seems to always have this huge Bible with him wherever he goes.  I've often wondered if…

I've got an idea for a game show, and only in America, the land of the TV zombies, could this work.  I call it "Old Clothing Roulette."

Contestants would…

I've done it.  I ordered the generic version of Rogaine.  Minoxidil is the magic ingredient and it promises to restore my masculinity.

I know the negatives.  It'll…

I belong to this company that pays you to accept email ads.  It's not too annoying and right now, I have $76 built up in my account.  With all the…

It was many years ago on a Christmas Eve that my Aunt Pat did something none of us have ever let her forget.  On a dare, she ate a cat…

The Original Rudolph BookletThe song of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer dates from 1939, when the Chicago-based Montgomery Ward company asked one of their copywriters to come up with a Christmas…

I was eating chicken with a friend the other day, just shooting the breeze and enjoying a nice leisurely meal.  He's not necessarily an odd guy, grooms himself decently enough,…

If Jesus came back today, I bet he could dunk a basketball.  With that whole water-to-wine, healing-the-blind, walking-on-water thing, you know dunking would be a walk in the park.  Think…

I don't look this gay.First, The Great Cereal Blog (part 1) Remember when you were a kid and it was a big deal to go to the grocery store? …