I have a legitimate question:  What type of person buys the mid-octane gas?  In America, we're sold three octane levels of gas at the pump; 87, 89 and 92 (or…

I've been married twice, to two completely different women.  Number One was 5-5, long blond hair, green eyes, curvy, smart, from West Palm Beach with a strong Catholic upbringing and…

I was talking with a friend the other day and he suddenly turned to me and said, "Do you smell that?"  My instinctive reaction was to say, "It wasn't me,"…

Dangerous LuggageI caught the ass end of a movie on cable today.  I don't remember the name of it but it doesn't matter.  What I want to point out is…

Who the hell's he talking to?No, this isn't about a stupid cell phone commercial where a chubby geeky guy walks around saying the stupid catch-phrase into a dummy phone.  (Side…

I was born in 1971 and I was given my first album in the late seventies.  And it was an actual album, not an 8-track or a tape cassette (CDs…

I've got an idea for a game show, and only in America, the land of the TV zombies, could this work.  I call it "Old Clothing Roulette."

Contestants would…

I don't look this gay.First, The Great Cereal Blog (part 1) Remember when you were a kid and it was a big deal to go to the grocery store? …

I was eating chicken with a friend the other day, just shooting the breeze and enjoying a nice leisurely meal.  He's not necessarily an odd guy, grooms himself decently enough,…

I know this seems to be a recurring motif, but in my younger years, I wasn't too swift.  Oh sure, I had my IQ points and I did well in…