I've written about how our nation's spelling acuities have decreased since the advent of the internet.  As a people, we spell bad.  Real bad.  But something that often…

  Over Is Right, Under Is Wrong Just the other day, I had to change toilet paper rolls in two of our three bathrooms.  I didn't realize it at the…

Hallowee, a license to pretend.Halloween is probably the funnest holiday ever invented.  Not only is it during the best time of the year, Autumn, but it is mandatory to be…

I have a legitimate question.  Why can't food stains be pretty?  One day, you're sitting there minding your own business, eating a perfectly good chili burger and when you bring…

My Dad Wears Mandals I remember when the Mandals craze began.  At least I remember when it crept upon my family and took my dad hostage in its thorny little…

Four hours ago, my leasing office was robbed.  There were two guys.  The tall one pointed a gun at my face while the other told me not to say anything…

Steven Seagal isone of the worst action movie heros of all time (apologies to Chuck Norris).  Every movie of his is the same plot with the same moves and the…

Growing up, I was kind of a goody-two-shoes.  I really never did anything wrong.  I was only grounded once (a story for another time).  I lived my mischievousness out vicariously…

I never played football growing up because my mom wouldn't let me.  I was accident prone enough without adding eleven guys to the equation, all in pads (read: armor)…

I turned thirty-six about a month ago and as you can tell from my blog, I consider myself officially getting old. Well, middle aged at least. Thinning hair…