Dirty Pickles (May 24, 2007)

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Dirty Pickles (May 24, 2007)

Written by Ross Cavins

Wednesday, 11 July 2007 08:46

I love this one, it's one of my favorites.

This is the conversation that every parent dreads, the questions they don't want to hear. I thought it would be funny to turn it totally upside-down and have a different outcome. Hehe ... I love it.

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