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“You call that six inches?” - Sharon, my first real girlfriend
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Over Is Right, Under Is Wrong
Just the other day, I had to change toilet paper rolls in two of our three bathrooms. I didn't realize it at the…
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Yesterday, I made the bestest breakfast in the world. I fried up three sausage patties, six slices of bacon, and two eggs over easy. Then I added two pieces of…
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It disgusts me. The litter I see on the side of the road. Potato chip bags, aluminum cans, candy wrappers. You name it, Americans throw it out their car windows…
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Dishwater Johnson is a guy everyone knows. We see him everywhere. In a McDonald's drive-thru paying with a hundred. At a construction site with his hat on backwards. In a…
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Giada de Laurentiis is just plain hot. There's no getting around it. Not only does she know her stuff about cooking and food, but she's as sexy as…
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I'm as tech-savvy as they come. I've been a computer programmer for a major corporation, I've been a head CIS guy, I've run my own businesses, including one where I…
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The Impervious Baseball RainNovember is finally kicking into full swing and the cold is upon us. After a month of teasing us with relatively mild temperatures, Autumn has turned the…
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I had a dream last night, of a girl. A girl I'd had a crush on since elementary school. We all have that girl (or guy), the one we noticed…
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This last weekend, I learned that peanut butter prices rose an average of 50% since last year, because the drought decimated the peanut crop. It was the first time I'd…
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As a child during the 70s, when sugar was cheap and inflation a virtual myth, we were privy to a selection of breakfast cereals that, like 60s rock music, can…
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Written by Ross Cavins
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Wednesday, 11 July 2007 08:49 |
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I love old people, I hope I get old one day.
I love how Fred and Marge are always cutting each other down. They feel so real.
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 An American in Germany: Day Two (The Mecca to Aldi)
We are at the end of Day Two, and Germany continues to impress. Today, I visited my first German castle (it was closed but looked very old and sturdy from the outside).
We did eat at the little caf [ ... ]
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 A Letter to Arby's
Dear Arby's,
First, I would like to begin by thanking you for the invention of the curly fry. It is amazing, with its unique shape and lovely spices, it is indeed a credit to American ingenuity.
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