Dirty Pickles (Jun 8, 2006)

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Dirty Pickles (Jun 8, 2006)

Written by Ross Cavins

Wednesday, 11 July 2007 09:02

We all put on our masks, even if they just cover the crow's feet around our eyes.

This joke's been done in lots of movies in some fashion or another. But not in a comic ... it's a first!

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