|
| |
|
“Thou shalt lose thine hair.” - God
|
| |
|
|
|
-
I'm as tech-savvy as they come. I've been a computer programmer for a major corporation, I've been a head CIS guy, I've run my own businesses, including one where I…
-
Diet Mountain DewThe biggest moment in my life wasn't my sixteenth birthday. It wasn't the junior or senior prom. It wasn't the day of my weddings (nor my divorces). It…
-
I'm beginning my Life 3.0 and this weekend was one of mile"stones" for me. I bought a car, a 2004 Pontiac Aztek. It's ugly, I know ... it's so ugly…
-
Dishwater Johnson is a guy everyone knows. We see him everywhere. In a McDonald's drive-thru paying with a hundred. At a construction site with his hat on backwards. In a…
-
My friend Jeff and I were heading out for burgers when he pulled the top of his boxers out of his pants and said, "You know how long I've had…
-
As a child during the 70s, when sugar was cheap and inflation a virtual myth, we were privy to a selection of breakfast cereals that, like 60s rock music, can…
-
The lungs provide our bodies with life-giving oxygen. The heart pumps our blood, the kidneys filter our system, the eyes provide visual representations of the world around us. We've even…
-
It's as simple as that. This article could end right now and you'd all know what I meant without me having to go into it. But where's the fun in…
-
It's the new millennium and has been for quite a few years. The definition of what constitutes a man is being rewritten on a daily basis. Not only is he…
-
I had a dream last night, of a girl. A girl I'd had a crush on since elementary school. We all have that girl (or guy), the one we noticed…
|
|
| |
|
Written by Ross Cavins
|
|
Wednesday, 11 July 2007 09:03 |
|
Marge gets a tan.
It's not until the last frame that you see that Marge has gotten a tan. In the original comic, they're preparing to go on a vacation and Marge is getting a pre-tan so she doesn't get burned. She tanned a little too much.
|
|
| |
 |
|
|
|
|
