Yesterday, I made the bestest breakfast in the world.  I fried up three sausage patties, six slices of bacon, and two eggs over easy.  Then I added two pieces of…

It's the new millennium and has been for quite a few years.  The definition of what constitutes a man is being rewritten on a daily basis.  Not only is he…

It was many years ago on a Christmas Eve that my Aunt Pat did something none of us have ever let her forget.  On a dare, she ate a cat…

Cute and Cuddly Gismo. Wus.When I was younger, much younger, the movie "Gremlins " was released.  I was twelve when we went to see it in the theatre…

It's true.  The world's spelling acuity, and America's in particular, has suffered immensely due to one major reason.  The advent of the Internet.

This new medium has single-handedly opened…

It's here, it's finally here!  I never thought it would come but now it has.  Dove Season officially opened in North Carolina on Labor Day!!

Yep, you heard me. …

Look out for the newest fitness fad that's sweeping the nation!  It's the exercise craze that's got Hollywood stars Matthew McConaughey and Katherine Heigel looking like a million dollars.  It's…

I have no ass.  At all.  I'm 35 and my ass has left me flatter than my mattress.  It just took off one day without writing or saying goodbye....

Some might disagree but they'd be wrong.  There are other condiments that run a close second but as far as I am concerned, ketchup is the most important food accompaniment…

I've written about how our nation's spelling acuities have decreased since the advent of the internet.  As a people, we spell bad.  Real bad.  But something that often…