Dirty Pickles (Jun 28, 2006)

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“Are you stupid?”

- some kid at Sears

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Dirty Pickles (Jun 28, 2006)

Written by Ross Cavins

Wednesday, 11 July 2007 09:23

Old people and sex ... seems to be a recurring motif for me. I hope I have sex when I'm old. Hell, I hope I have sex this week.

It's always funny to make fun of old men and their penises, isn't it?

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