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“Will you put that stupid Dilbert book away!” - Wife Number One, on our honeymoon
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Everyone remembers a couple bullies from their school years. But there's usually one in particular that always stands out. He was the meanest, snottiest excuse for a human being on…
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Recently, I entered my wife and I into a "Couple's Best" contest where you submit a 200 word story of how you met and people vote on the best story. …
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I'm beginning my Life 3.0 and this weekend was one of mile"stones" for me. I bought a car, a 2004 Pontiac Aztek. It's ugly, I know ... it's so ugly…
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*not actual nephew I learned something this past weekend that disturbs me. My four year old nephew Joey has a big schlong. It's so big that it gets talked about. …
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I was hanging out with a bunch of guys watching the US Open on television the other week. We were watching the women's game (no comment) between Venus Williams and…
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UNC vs DukeEvery year about this time, legions of ACC fans begin to tingle with excitement. The hardwoods have opened up and college basketball is well underway. Power teams are…
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Can you blame me for adding stuff to it?By the time anyone reads this, I'll have been through the experience and we can all laugh about it. But right now,…
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It was the summer of '91 and the first time in my life since I'd began dating that I found myself alone. I just came off an engagement break-up and…
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* Not actual party. I went to a Super Bowl Party this past Sunday and saw a friend I hadn't seen in almost ten years. It was good to catch…
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I was playing Scrabble yesterday and I began to wonder if they televised the Scrabble championships. They have them, you know, because I've read about them. But do they televise…
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Written by Ross Cavins
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Saturday, 25 September 2010 09:18 |
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 I am a finalist in the Strong Scenes Contest for September 2010.
I'm hoping everyone will go there, read the 3 short scenes, and vote for the best.
It's mine, of course, but it's a free nation. You're allowed to have bad taste. The rest of us get to make fun of you though.
It's in the bylaws.
http://www.strongscenecontest.com/
My scene is a snippet from a short story I wrote entitled, "Bobby Joker," and is about a professional poker player named Bobby Joker.
I plan on expanding it into a novel, probably after the novel I'm currently working on. Then I plan on a full-length feature film to be released by Miramax starring Matt Damon. (If anyone knows Matt's current phone number, please forward it to me ... it's changed again)
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