The property management place where I work is moving offices and I was put in charge of coordinating all the utilities and services migration.  In other words, I had to call BellSouth (now AT&T), Time Warner, etc. and schedule dates for transfer of services, change of address and all that other fun stuff.  We were tentatively scheduled to move last Friday the 13th, already a bad omen as it was.  But I noticed that in no way would our new office space be anywhere near through so I convinced the boss to push it to this Friday, tomorrow, the 20th.

I called BellSouth and had no problems scheduling the phone service to be moved.  I then called a phone guy, got him out here same day to look at our phone system and within another work day, he had the new place wired and ready to go.  On moving day, he'll simply take the old system out of here, drill it to the wall over there, and wire it in.  No problem, right?

Painted Fingernails

I love painted fingernails on a woman.  Simply put.  There's just something about it that gives a woman that something extra special.  It makes her more feminine, surrounds her with an aura of sexiness.  But it doesn't necessarily make her a girly-girl to have them painted.

I've seen plenty of tomboys with their fingernails painted, they have the ability to play whatever role is needed for the right moment.  For instance, if she's going backpacking, she may paint on a nice forest green or a hard maroon-like color.  A night on the town?  Maybe a french manicure, the kind that has the white outer part with a glossy sheen.  Va-va-voom!

Steven Seagal isone of the worst action movie heros of all time (apologies to Chuck Norris).  Every movie of his is the same plot with the same moves and the same outcome.  There's always a bunch of people fighting with guns and his character usually abhors guns.  When one is in front of him, he'll walk around it to disarm a guy with a pinkie twist while the guy shoots 5 magazines of bullets at him, always missing at point blank range.  But amazingly, the pinkie twist takes the guy down in half a second. 

One word: bullshit.

I mean, if you're gonna make an action movie, at least try to make it somewhat believable.  Give us a little credit here.