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  • Ass-Effects (Aciphex) may cause diarrhea. Ass-Effects, a real drug actually spelled "AcipHex," is a new drug from Eisai Company, Ltd., of Tokyo, Japan.  The drug's country of origin should explain…
  • It disgusts me.  The litter I see on the side of the road.  Potato chip bags, aluminum cans, candy wrappers.  You name it, Americans throw it out their car windows…
  • The Thanksgiving Feast.It's that time of the year again.  The leaves have turned from brilliant oranges and yellows to shades of brown.  The time had changed and temperatures have cooled…
  • Some might disagree but they'd be wrong.  There are other condiments that run a close second but as far as I am concerned, ketchup is the most important food accompaniment…
  • There are two kinds of toilet paper: the good stuff and the other stuff.  The good stuff is fluffy and squeezably soft while the other stuff is scratchy and noticably…
  • Painted Fingernails

    I love painted fingernails on a woman.  Simply put.  There's just something about it that gives a woman that something extra special.  It makes her more feminine,…
  • In the American South, we are raised with manners as a matter of breeding.  We are taught to hold open doors for complete strangers, help those in need and say…
  • About twenty years ago, I went to an old soda shop style restaurant in downtown Burlington named Zack's.  Their main fare was hot dogs and Cokes in ten ounce glass…
  • Okay, here's the deal:  My office was broken into over the 4th of July holiday.  My computer, my brand new Dell computer, was stolen along with all my personal stuff…
  • The world is an amazing place.  Doctors and scientists find cures for diseases every day.  We communicate through tiny waves sent to space in spectrums that we can neither see…


 
   
A Myriad of Grammar Problems
Written by Ross Cavins   
Monday, 29 June 2009 04:14

Image I've written about how our nation's spelling acuities have decreased since the advent of the internet.  As a people, we spell bad.  Real bad.  But something that often escapes us is how bad our grammar is.

Now granted, I have a Computer Science degree, not an English degree.  So in many instances, I'm as guilty as the rest of you.  But that is no excuse.  Bad grammar is bad grammar.

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52 Fake Dog Poo
Written by Ross Cavins   
Sunday, 17 May 2009 18:00

ImageThe world is an amazing place.  Doctors and scientists find cures for diseases every day.  We communicate through tiny waves sent to space in spectrums that we can neither see nor hear without some pretty amazing technology to translate.  We can travel from one side of the world to another in a few hours.  And anyone with a few bucks can buy fake dog poo on ebay.

Yes.  I said that.

The other night, in a fit of boredom, I sat at my computer and thought to myself, "Think something random."

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The New Dinner Table
Written by Ross Cavins   
Monday, 11 May 2009 04:46

Image In days long gone, the dinner table served as a gathering place for families.  It was the social gathering site where the day was recounted over a hot cooked meal, and the family coalesced into a single unit after being apart for the day.
   
Life updates were exchanged over clinking silverware and emptying plates.  What happened at work?  How'd you do on that math test?  You know what the price of milk was going for at the supermarket?
   
Wants and needs, thoughts and wishes, hopes and dreams.  The dinner table provided the vehicle for any topic to casually slide into the forefront.     It was where possibilities were discussed, decisions were made, and lives altered.

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Old Man Dancing
Written by Ross Cavins   
Monday, 04 May 2009 05:47

Image Stress is one of those realities of life that we all experience.  Whether it's stress on our job or stress in our relationships, eventually this harbinger affects us all.  It's how we handle this stress that separates our good days from our bad.
   
One day last week, I was having one of those stressful days that threatens to redefine the term.  It was job stress and it seemed nothing was going to go right for me.
   
From spilling the first sip of coffee in my lap to dribbling salsa on my shirt during lunch to dealing with a major website error, this day was destined to work against me from the first waking minute.  

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Holmium Laser Lithotripsy or (Kidney Stone Blaster!)
Written by Ross Cavins   
Sunday, 15 March 2009 18:00

kidney stones This past week, I had my bi-annual kidney stone attack.  Only, this attack was a culmination of a bunch of small attacks that have happened over the last few months. 

It finally got to the point where I couldn't keep anything down (read: upchuck) and I decided to call my urologist.

It happened Sunday night after I had scheduled my Pork Laxative blog for Monday morning distribution.  In fact, it happened ALL Sunday night.  I slept about 2 hours because the pain had me up and ambulatory (read: moving around like a Gypsie, no offense intended).

Latin word alert:  Ambulare - to walk or move about, which is a reference to early medical care where patients were moved by lifting or wheeling.

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article thumbnailAn American in Germany: Day One (Ausfahrt)

Germany is six hours ahead of US Eastern time and one of the first things you learn about is jetlag. As I write this, it’s 2:38 am German time. We’ve already been to bed and gotten up. Having fl [ ... ]


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