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  • I have some simple advice.  And since I've been married twice and freely admit to my mistakes, you can take it for what it's worth.  I can safely say that…
  • Yesterday, I talked about how accident prone I've been in my life and I just thought I'd share a little of what I've been through.  I think that once you…
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Pork, The Natural Laxative
Written by Ross Cavins   
Sunday, 08 March 2009 18:00

Image Yesterday, I made the bestest breakfast in the world.  I fried up three sausage patties, six slices of bacon, and two eggs over easy.  Then I added two pieces of toast, slathered in enough butter so that it seeped through to the back of the bread.

In an expert's opinion, it's not a real healthy breakfast. 

One could even argue that it's worse for me than my usual Pop Tart ensemble .

I'm not sure which way I'd go on that.  One breakfast is nothing but sugar while one consists of a week's worth of fat.

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Pop Tarts (among other things)
Written by Ross Cavins   
Sunday, 01 March 2009 18:00

ImageMy normal breakfast consists of scarfing down a Pop Tart on my way to the office in the morning.  Usually because I'm too lazy to fix something healthy to eat.

Sometimes, though, I switch to a granola bar.  Peanut Butter S'mores or Chocolate Chip Chunk.  Good stuff.

But lately, I've been into the Strawberry and Blueberry Pop Tarts.  Brown Sugar and Cinnamon too.  So that's where this article comes from.

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The Patio Project
Written by Ross Cavins   
Monday, 16 February 2009 04:04

Image For the last 2 Sundays, I've worked on the patio at my new place.  Before, it was a dangerous sort of walk from the back door because you had to be careful where you stepped.  One could have easily twisted their ankle and since I get hurt enough without help, I couldn't afford for that to happen.

 So I undertook what I now dub, "The Patio Project."

 What follows is a pictorial essay (with comments) on my latest building project.

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Pocketbooks and Fishing Line
Written by Ross Cavins   
Sunday, 08 February 2009 18:00

ImageGrowing up, I was kind of a goody-two-shoes.  I really never did anything wrong.  I was only grounded once (a story for another time).  I lived my mischievousness out vicariously through others.  Thus, the story of the pocketbooks and fishing line.

My friends and I lived way out in the country on a road that more or less existed to get people from A to B.  Our little community was neither A nor B; we lived in the middle of nowhere.

Entertainment for little boys was scarce in the Summer.  Bike riding.  Baseball.  Basketball.  Fishing.  You'll notice that none of these activities drain the devilishness that lives inside of every little boy.  Boys need an outlet for these urges.

My friends found such an outlet.  Pocketbooks and fishing line.

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The Super Bowl Party
Written by Ross Cavins   
Sunday, 01 February 2009 18:00

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* Not actual party.
I went to a Super Bowl Party this past Sunday and saw a friend I hadn't seen in almost ten years.  It was good to catch up on what had happened in our lives and even though we've emailed and stuff since we last saw each other, sometimes it takes that personal meeting to give you that feeling of real connection.

And you know what?  The dude is still as goofy as I remember.

This is a good thing.  We all have a certain goofiness that we reveal to our close friends and family.  Siblings, in particular, never let us forget the brain-headed things we did growing up.  And they never hesitate to inform future wives of those times too.

Craig's Super Bowl Party had everything a Super Bowl Party should:  hot wings, chili, chicken enchilada soup, beer, soda, banana pudding, plenty of smack talk, a projection TV, etc.  It had plenty of different people from all walks of his life and they all mixed well.  There were even some hot chicks there (all married as my luck would have it).

There was a single misfit, however, and I guess every Super Bowl Party had one.

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article thumbnailAn American in Germany: Day Five (Saarbrucken)

The first thing we did was visit the local garden shop (Hanns Gartnerie), where I finally bought my very own German gnome. I christened him Gordie.  Gordie the German Garden Gnome. He’s colorles [ ... ]


article thumbnailA Visit To Hardees

I ran to the grocery store today to get some onions for the homemade spaghetti sauce I'm making for dinner, and the trip took me by a Hardees restaurant. The guy behind the counter was obviously on  [ ... ]


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