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“Thou shalt lose thine hair.” - God
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It's a complete mystery to me. How my five year old nephew can remember the words to every song he hears. How he can recite entire passages from movies verbatim. …
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This past Sunday night, I ate dinner at my parent's house. Also in attendance were my sister and her new husband. It was a simple dinner of grilled hot dogs…
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* Not actual party. I went to a Super Bowl Party this past Sunday and saw a friend I hadn't seen in almost ten years. It was good to catch…
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One for every mood.All men eventually experience that first time in the condom aisle. Be it in the local drug store or the 7-11 down the street, we've all had…
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Steven Seagal isone of the worst action movie heros of all time (apologies to Chuck Norris). Every movie of his is the same plot with the same moves and the…
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I don't care what anyone says or how many people give me wedgies for this but I think Martha Stewart is hot. Before the email barage begins, have you seen…
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I'm beginning my Life 3.0 and this weekend was one of mile"stones" for me. I bought a car, a 2004 Pontiac Aztek. It's ugly, I know ... it's so ugly…
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I was young once, and with youth comes stupidity. Complete and utter stupidity, especially in your thoughts. I could usually hide this pretty well as long as I kept my…
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I've got an idea for a game show, and only in America, the land of the TV zombies, could this work. I call it "Old Clothing Roulette."
Contestants would…
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Written by Ross Cavins
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Wednesday, 16 January 2008 01:06 |
 Gayness Personified Spider-man 1 didn't trip my trigger and Spider-man 2 slightly redeemed the series. But Spider-man 3 was the gayest of all three. With such cheap tricks as an unexplained meteorite, short-term amnesia and hullaballoo science via a particle accelerator ... Spiderman 3 dips deep into Hollywood's wastebasket. Add to that a cobbled-together plot with three (count'em-three!) villains and a love quadrangle, and you have the big-budget movie that just couldn't.
It's as if the producers and directors read a book about everything needed to make a movie, and they decided to jam it all into one flick. Two scenes in particular grind my stone. Peter Parker strutting down the street, snapping his fingers, pointing at the ladies. And Peter Parker playing the piano, then jumping around the night club. Two scenes, one word. Gay. Each one was gayer than the other. They have to be the gayest scenes in a movie I've ever seen. The nightclub scene pissed me off so bad that I turned the movie off and didn't finish. Need I say more? I didn't care about the hero or the villains and I doubt anyone else did either. Verdict:
Directed by: Sam Raimi Starring: Tobey Maguire , Kirsten Dunst , James Franco , Thomas Haden Church , Topher Grace Other Movie Sites: IMDB , Rotten Tomatoes
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