Who the hell's he talking to?No, this isn't about a stupid cell phone commercial where a chubby geeky guy walks around saying the stupid catch-phrase into a dummy phone.  (Side…

I was born in America.  I was raised in America.  I possess a distinctly American belief system.  Therefore I'm a Native American by all sense of the term, right?  Then…

I was born in 1971 and I was given my first album in the late seventies.  And it was an actual album, not an 8-track or a tape cassette (CDs…

My normal breakfast consists of scarfing down a Pop Tart on my way to the office in the morning.  Usually because I'm too lazy to fix something healthy to eat.

Among the many number of things I did wrong with my two wives, I did a great many correct.  It takes a lot to make a marriage work and outside…

It was the summer of '91 and the first time in my life since I'd began dating that I found myself alone.  I just came off an engagement break-up and…

Diet Mountain DewThe biggest moment in my life wasn't my sixteenth birthday.  It wasn't the junior or senior prom.  It wasn't the day of my weddings (nor my divorces).  It…

In the American South, we are raised with manners as a matter of breeding.  We are taught to hold open doors for complete strangers, help those in need and say…

About twenty years ago, I went to an old soda shop style restaurant in downtown Burlington named Zack's.  Their main fare was hot dogs and Cokes in ten ounce glass…

Growing up, I was kind of a goody-two-shoes.  I really never did anything wrong.  I was only grounded once (a story for another time).  I lived my mischievousness out vicariously…