Growing up, I had what I affectionately called "Fat Boy Asthma."  Whenever I would play sports, I had trouble breathing.  I never experienced an attack for no reason like most asthma sufferers, it only happened when I exerted myself.  In fact, that's what the doctor's called it, over-exertion asthma .

I still called it Fat Boy Asthma.

I was chubby during those years before puberty.  Of course, now, after puberty we all call it something different.  Big-boned.  Because our bones have grown, right?  Actually, my bones aren't bigger than other people's, just the cushioning on them is.

The descriptor "chubby" was killed sometime during the Political Correctness Movement of the 80s and 90s.  The blander, more vanilla terms of "overweight" and "weight-challenged" took its place.  "Obese" even came into play but that was reserved for your overly chubby people.  We just called them "fat" back then.

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