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“You call that six inches?” - Sharon, my first real girlfriend
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"Housesitter" ran on TBS this past weekend (written in mid-July). I kept the sound off while I tried to write about different things. I read through the paper where it…
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The Fading LPThe world is constantly evolving. It is inevitable; all that is now, will be no more. Traditions are but man's futile attempts to preserve a way of life. …
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What is it with this going bald thing? Aren't you supposed to get your bald pattern from your mother's father? Until a few years ago, I used to feel good…
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I never played football growing up because my mom wouldn't let me. I was accident prone enough without adding eleven guys to the equation, all in pads (read: armor)…
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Yeah, you heard me right: Dre not as good as Cube. I overheard this the other day out in public. I don't know about you but I didn't need to…
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Hallowee, a license to pretend.Halloween is probably the funnest holiday ever invented. Not only is it during the best time of the year, Autumn, but it is mandatory to be…
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Dishwater Johnson is a guy everyone knows. We see him everywhere. In a McDonald's drive-thru paying with a hundred. At a construction site with his hat on backwards. In a…
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This has got to be one of the funniest names for TV shows I've ever heard of. Leave it to Beaver? I can't believe that in 1957, TV executives couldn't…
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The Thanksgiving Feast.It's that time of the year again. The leaves have turned from brilliant oranges and yellows to shades of brown. The time had changed and temperatures have cooled…
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Yesterday, I made the bestest breakfast in the world. I fried up three sausage patties, six slices of bacon, and two eggs over easy. Then I added two pieces of…
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Written by Ross Cavins
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Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:44 |
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 Now, from one of America's unsung writers, Ross Cavins, comes a book so humorous, so vile, so inane ... it could only be a cry for help.
Re-edited and re-released in July, 2010, just in time for the Christmas rush.
If you're looking for that perfect gift to give the person who has everything, this is it. Because they definitely don't have it.
Plus, when they're done, they can re-gift it to someone and spread the love. The love of Ross Cavins and his infinite ego.
Follow The Money is a collection of ten interconnected short stories, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone (and those of the people within your direct vicinity). You'll want to read it over and over again. In fact, you'll want several copies to give to friends and loved ones.
Get your very own copy NOW!!
Click the Briefcase to go to the Book Site.
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