Ross Cavins humor author novels twitter Follow The Money - hilarious book original idea Follow The Money - humor novelist
 
 
 

Will you put that stupid Dilbert book away!

- Wife Number One, on our honeymoon
 

Home
Newest Blogs
Oldest Blogs
Short Stories
Movie Reviews
Book Reviews
Bad Poetry
Dirty Comics
Recommended Books
Recommended Music
Touch My Fridge
Shameless T-Shirts
About Me
Email Me!!!



HackWriters.com
USADeepSouth.com
SwillMagazine.com
HissQuarterly.com
Buran.it (Italian)
DeadMule.com

Chuck and Cletus 2.com
News Satire and Funny Photos.

 Subscribe in a reader





Scrivel.com
Humor-Blogs.com



Top Blogs
Blog Directory
Bloglisting.net - The internets fastest growing blog directory Find Blogs in the Blog
Directory


Blog Search Engine
The Humor Directory
Blog Flux Directory
HumorLinks
Blogging Fusion

spacer.png, 0 kB
  • I know this seems to be a recurring motif, but in my younger years, I wasn't too swift.  Oh sure, I had my IQ points and I did well in…
  • Kids nowadays, they got it made.  When I say kids, I mean little humans under the age of seven.  The ones who are excited about going to school because homework…
  • This past Sunday night, I ate dinner at my parent's house.  Also in attendance were my sister and her new husband.  It was a simple dinner of grilled hot dogs…
  • Dear Diary, I am 40 years old, and today, I finally lost my virginity. No, not that virginity; today, I changed my first diaper. I know what you're thinking: You're…
  • Recently, I entered my wife and I into a "Couple's Best" contest where you submit a 200 word story of how you met and people vote on the best story. …
  • Ass-Effects (Aciphex) may cause diarrhea. Ass-Effects, a real drug actually spelled "AcipHex," is a new drug from Eisai Company, Ltd., of Tokyo, Japan.  The drug's country of origin should explain…
  • For the last 2 Sundays, I've worked on the patio at my new place.  Before, it was a dangerous sort of walk from the back door because you had to…
  • * Not actual party. I went to a Super Bowl Party this past Sunday and saw a friend I hadn't seen in almost ten years.  It was good to catch…
  • I was hanging out with a bunch of guys watching the US Open on television the other week.  We were watching the women's game (no comment) between Venus Williams and…
  • "Housesitter" ran on TBS this past weekend (written in mid-July).  I kept the sound off while I tried to write about different things.  I read through the paper where it…


 
   
We've Been To Savannah PDF Print E-mail
Written by Ross Cavins   
Monday, 09 July 2007 07:13

I was talking with my Mom and Dad the other day and I asked if they'd been to Savannah yet.  My Mom said they hadn't and my Dad spoke up kind of snippy, saying, "We've been to Savannah."

River Street in Savannah.
River Street in Savannah
This is a normal conversation with my parents.  For the most part, they each encompass the stereotypes of men and women almost perfectly.  My Mom is talkative and emotional and never forgets a special day.  My dad is cheap and loves sports and hides his emotions better than a boy does his first dirty book.

So we're sitting there and my Mom says they've never been to Savannah and my Dad immediately says they have, looking off to the side like there's no discussing the subject any further.  He is man and he has spoken and his word is golden.  Mom rolls her eyes, looks at the side of his head, and says in an equally snippy voice, "We stopped to pee at a Hardees."

This is so typical.  I remember the trip that year.  It was about twenty years ago and we were taking a family vacation to Florida and we stopped off the highway for a restroom break.  My Dad sees this as counting toward the "cities we've visited" category in life while my Mom clearly discounts it as a Clark Griswald move.  They've not seen the city or the riverfront or the cool old houses or eaten in one of their amazing restaurants ... they've seen the inside of a Hardees bathroom just off the interstate, maybe gotten a milkshake as a consolation prize.  And as far as my Dad is concerned, they've been there, done that, and that's it.  Case closed, next city please.

When my Mom came back with that whole "pee break" thing, I snorted my Coke out through my nose.  Not really, but if I'd been drinking a Coke, I would have.  And it would have gone everywhere because I laughed that hard.

Growing up, conversations like this in my family were the standard.  And now that my parents are in their early 60s, things don't look like they're gonna change any time soon.  They are who they are and they seem to be okay (for the most part) with that fact.  And I guess that's a pretty good thing.  Not only is it special to have your parents still together in today's times, but they're also a perfect source of all kinds of entertaining material. 

 
article thumbnailAn American in Germany: Day Two (The Mecca to Aldi)

We are at the end of Day Two, and Germany continues to impress. Today, I visited my first German castle (it was closed but looked very old and sturdy from the outside). We did eat at the little caf [ ... ]


article thumbnailThe 40-Year-Old Virgin

Dear Diary, I am 40 years old, and today, I finally lost my virginity. No, not that virginity; today, I changed my first diaper. I know what you're thinking: You're 40 and you just changed your fi [ ... ]


Other Articles
 
spacer.png, 0 kB
spacer.png, 0 kB
   
RCG Hosting - admin - Copyright © 2007-2010 Ross Cavins