Ass-Effects (Aciphex) may cause diarrhea. Ass-Effects, a real drug actually spelled "AcipHex," is a new drug from Eisai Company, Ltd., of Tokyo, Japan.  The drug's country of origin should explain…

Back in high school, I worked in the shoe department at Sears in the mall.  I started the summer before in Personnel but when school came around, I moved out…

Everyone remembers a couple bullies from their school years.  But there's usually one in particular that always stands out.  He was the meanest, snottiest excuse for a human being on…

I turned thirty-six about a month ago and as you can tell from my blog, I consider myself officially getting old. Well, middle aged at least. Thinning hair…

It's the beginning of September and I have already seen three Halloween stores open on the route I take to work.  Three stores that sell nothing but Halloween costumes and…

I've done it.  I ordered the generic version of Rogaine.  Minoxidil is the magic ingredient and it promises to restore my masculinity.

I know the negatives.  It'll…

If Jesus came back today, I bet he could dunk a basketball.  With that whole water-to-wine, healing-the-blind, walking-on-water thing, you know dunking would be a walk in the park.  Think…

I never played football growing up because my mom wouldn't let me.  I was accident prone enough without adding eleven guys to the equation, all in pads (read: armor)…

Growing up, I had what I affectionately called "Fat Boy Asthma."  Whenever I would play sports, I had trouble breathing.  I never experienced an attack for no reason like most…

It disgusts me.  The litter I see on the side of the road.  Potato chip bags, aluminum cans, candy wrappers.  You name it, Americans throw it out their car windows…