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Finalist in Strong Scenes Contest PDF Print E-mail
Written by Ross Cavins   
Saturday, 25 September 2010 09:18

I am a finalist in the Strong Scenes Contest for September 2010.

I'm hoping everyone will go there, read the 3 short scenes, and vote for the best.

It's mine, of course, but it's a free nation.  You're allowed to have bad taste.  The rest of us get to make fun of you though.

It's in the bylaws.

http://www.strongscenecontest.com/

 

My scene is a snippet from a short story I wrote entitled, "Bobby Joker," and is about a professional poker player named Bobby Joker.

I plan on expanding it into a novel, probably after the novel I'm currently working on.  Then I plan on a full-length feature film to be released by Miramax starring Matt Damon.  (If anyone knows Matt's current phone number, please forward it to me ... it's changed again)

 

 
 
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