I know this seems to be a recurring motif, but in my younger years, I wasn't too swift.  Oh sure, I had my IQ points and I did well in…

I heard someone talking yesterday about how this pastor and his church owned half a city block and had a membership of more than five thousand people.  By "Big City"…

My Dad Wears Mandals I remember when the Mandals craze began.  At least I remember when it crept upon my family and took my dad hostage in its thorny little…

I have no ass.  At all.  I'm 35 and my ass has left me flatter than my mattress.  It just took off one day without writing or saying goodbye....

I was talking with my Mom and Dad the other day and I asked if they'd been to Savannah yet.  My Mom said they hadn't and my Dad spoke up…

This past Sunday night, I ate dinner at my parent's house.  Also in attendance were my sister and her new husband.  It was a simple dinner of grilled hot dogs…

Moose Tracks is one of the most popular ice cream flavors around.  Created by Denali Flavors , it first came on the market in the mid-90s and has…

Ass-Effects (Aciphex) may cause diarrhea. Ass-Effects, a real drug actually spelled "AcipHex," is a new drug from Eisai Company, Ltd., of Tokyo, Japan.  The drug's country of origin should explain…

not actual bathroom or chair I went to a married friend's party this past weekend.  There were mostly couples there but my buddy promised me there would be some single…

I was playing Scrabble yesterday and I began to wonder if they televised the Scrabble championships.  They have them, you know, because I've read about them.  But do they televise…