I was born in 1971 and I was given my first album in the late seventies.  And it was an actual album, not an 8-track or a tape cassette (CDs…

This past week, I had my bi-annual kidney stone attack.  Only, this attack was a culmination of a bunch of small attacks that have happened over the last few months. …

Let's pretend for a moment that history was different, or that Dan Brown and the conspiracy theorists were right.  Let's play with the idea that Jesus married Mary Magdelene.  All…

My normal breakfast consists of scarfing down a Pop Tart on my way to the office in the morning.  Usually because I'm too lazy to fix something healthy to eat.

I was young once, and with youth comes stupidity.  Complete and utter stupidity, especially in your thoughts.  I could usually hide this pretty well as long as I kept my…

In days long gone, the dinner table served as a gathering place for families.  It was the social gathering site where the day was recounted over a hot cooked meal,…

After succumbing to the inevitable metabolism death, I underwent The Great Diet Switch .  Since that fateful day when I swore off regular sodas, I have rarely to…

"Housesitter" ran on TBS this past weekend (written in mid-July).  I kept the sound off while I tried to write about different things.  I read through the paper where it…

A Garden Gnome.An epidemic has swept the South, one of epic proportions that threatens the very underpinnings of good taste.  We've all seen it and we've all commented on it,…

I had a once in a lifetime deal pass my way the other day and I felt the need to tell you about it.  If you had a chance to…