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“You call that six inches?” - Sharon, my first real girlfriend
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One for every mood.All men eventually experience that first time in the condom aisle. Be it in the local drug store or the 7-11 down the street, we've all had…
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I was young once, and with youth comes stupidity. Complete and utter stupidity, especially in your thoughts. I could usually hide this pretty well as long as I kept my…
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The First Knuckle Method.You've seen these people. We all have. The people that engage in some good old fashioned public booger mining.
That's my politically correct term for nose…
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I'm thirty-nine years old and I still think of myself as twenty-something. I have a feeling this is what the old saying about being "young at heart" hints toward. …
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So I had a yard sale with my parents and my sister this past weekend. I know what you're thinking, in October? Don't worry, the weather was a brisk 60…
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I pulled up to Becky's place in my Mustang and lightly tapped the horn, as she'd asked me to do. I waited. And waited. The house wasn't in the best…
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I want to know something. Who invented the bathroom exhaust fan? I'll tell you, a genius, that's who. A veritable God among men. Whoever it was may have inadvertently saved…
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I heard someone talking yesterday about how this pastor and his church owned half a city block and had a membership of more than five thousand people. By "Big City"…
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The Fading LPThe world is constantly evolving. It is inevitable; all that is now, will be no more. Traditions are but man's futile attempts to preserve a way of life. …
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I belong to this company that pays you to accept email ads. It's not too annoying and right now, I have $76 built up in my account. With all the…
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Written by Ross Cavins
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Saturday, 25 September 2010 09:18 |
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 I am a finalist in the Strong Scenes Contest for September 2010.
I'm hoping everyone will go there, read the 3 short scenes, and vote for the best.
It's mine, of course, but it's a free nation. You're allowed to have bad taste. The rest of us get to make fun of you though.
It's in the bylaws.
http://www.strongscenecontest.com/
My scene is a snippet from a short story I wrote entitled, "Bobby Joker," and is about a professional poker player named Bobby Joker.
I plan on expanding it into a novel, probably after the novel I'm currently working on. Then I plan on a full-length feature film to be released by Miramax starring Matt Damon. (If anyone knows Matt's current phone number, please forward it to me ... it's changed again)
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