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“What a loser.” - Anthony, the bully in grade school
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I was young once, and with youth comes stupidity. Complete and utter stupidity, especially in your thoughts. I could usually hide this pretty well as long as I kept my…
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If Jesus came back today, I bet he could dunk a basketball. With that whole water-to-wine, healing-the-blind, walking-on-water thing, you know dunking would be a walk in the park. Think…
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One for every mood.All men eventually experience that first time in the condom aisle. Be it in the local drug store or the 7-11 down the street, we've all had…
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I have a legitimate question. Why can't food stains be pretty? One day, you're sitting there minding your own business, eating a perfectly good chili burger and when you bring…
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Dear Arby's,
First, I would like to begin by thanking you for the invention of the curly fry. It is amazing, with its unique shape and lovely spices, it…
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Growing up, I had what I affectionately called "Fat Boy Asthma." Whenever I would play sports, I had trouble breathing. I never experienced an attack for no reason like most…
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I bought some music online the other day from an outfit named " CD Baby ." They specialize in selling independent music of all genres and…
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I have no ass. At all. I'm 35 and my ass has left me flatter than my mattress. It just took off one day without writing or saying goodbye....
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The First Knuckle Method.You've seen these people. We all have. The people that engage in some good old fashioned public booger mining.
That's my politically correct term for nose…
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Can you blame me for adding stuff to it?By the time anyone reads this, I'll have been through the experience and we can all laugh about it. But right now,…
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 An American in Germany: Day Three (Grafenroda)
Day Three was filled with travel, lots of it. And by travel, I mean sitting on our asses in a car. That’s because we drove 4 hours to the birthplace of Gnomes: Grafenroda.
But first, we stopped [ ... ]
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 The Mourning of Peanut Butter
This last weekend, I learned that peanut butter prices rose an average of 50% since last year, because the drought decimated the peanut crop. It was the first time I'd been peanut butter shopping si [ ... ]
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