by Ross Cavins | Nov 2, 2010 | Blog
Stacy’s Mom – Rachel Hunter. MILF. A term I believe was made widely popular by the movie American Pie . It means Mother-I’d-Love-to-Fornicate. The F doesn’t really stand for fornicate. When I was sixteen, I had a thing for MILFs. I...
by Ross Cavins | Sep 28, 2010 | Blog
I clicked on a thing the other day and was taken to the Samsung webpage for some front-loading washers. Beautiful page. Bad English. And bad ad copy. To wit, I know that Samsung is a Chinese company but OMG. They need to hire some English-speaking proofreaders, and...
by Ross Cavins | Sep 9, 2010 | Blog
Cross-Pollinating with Sarah The Crazy Baby Mama … See my post “The Agent Who Laughed Himself To Death” at her blog today! Desperate Times by The Crazy Baby Mama For the past almost-two years, I’ve been stalking anyone with a baby. No, really. ...
by Ross Cavins | Aug 23, 2010 | Blog
Over Is Right, Under Is Wrong Just the other day, I had to change toilet paper rolls in two of our three bathrooms. I didn’t realize it at the time but that small event made me completely ecstatic. You see, I’m an “Over” and my wife is...
by Ross Cavins | Aug 8, 2010 | Blog
Recently, I entered my wife and I into a “Couple’s Best” contest where you submit a 200 word story of how you met, and people vote on the best story. I figured I’d write up our story, and we’d have to win versus all those amateurs. At...
by Ross Cavins | May 25, 2010 | Blog
My only regret, Front Wheel Drive. In 2001, when the Pontiac Aztek first came out, it was reviled as one of the ugliest cars ever made. At the auto show where it was released, the GM executives even apologized for its look. GM stated at that same show that they...