A Regular Seven

A Regular Seven

 I got a chance to see my two nephews this past weekend and as always, their innocent insight into the world proved to be enlightening.  From Monkey Poop to thoughts on what colors of food are edible, they have a knack of pointing out things that us...
Long Schlongs

Long Schlongs

*not actual nephew I learned something this past weekend that disturbs me.  My four year old nephew Joey has a big schlong.  It’s so big that it gets talked about.  The boy is set for life. I didn’t learn this by giving him a bath or anything.  I learned...
The Lost Art of Shoe Tying

The Lost Art of Shoe Tying

 Kids nowadays, they got it made.  When I say kids, I mean little humans under the age of seven.  The ones who are excited about going to school because homework is actually fun.  The ones who can still get away with an occasional poop in the pants.  The ones who...